The Top Ten Hottest SheNerds

When I lay my head down at night and begin to fall asleep I dream of several things on the regular. Halo, Ronan Dex giving me a massage, and hot ass SheNerds. So I have put together a list of the top ten nerds that haunt me in the very best ways at night.

Number ten is the ever sexy Felicia Day. The red hair, freckles, sometimes nervous and always geeky persona is something that makes me wish I could use her body as my own personal controller. Where you would know her from: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Dollhouse, The Guild, etc..



Number Nine is Amanda Tapping, the Queen of the Scyfy Channel. Sometimes she looks like your mom's hot friend who gets you wasted on tequila for the first time while others she looks like the smoking hot vixen who just popped a cap in some wraith ass. Where you know her from? SG1 (as well as appearences on Stargate Atlantis), Sanctuary, etc. Everytime I fantasize about Amanda Tapping she is a brunette dressed in leather who has every intension on taking complete advantage of MY stargate : )



Number Eight is going to be Morgan Webb the Goddess of Gaming. Not only is she smmmmoking hot ( I mean Dammmmmmn) but she could give me a run for my money at halo and that ladies and gentlemen...is a turn on. Smart, sexy, and a gamer? Marry me? Where you know her: X-Play on G4 T.V.

Number Seven is Jewell Staite. She looks like your best friends slightly older sister. However not only can she make a firefly class ship run while using her uber adorable hick accent, but she can also patch you up if you get fed on by a wraith. She is sexy in the way only few have mastered: The adorable undercover sexpot. Where you know her from: Firefly (Serenity movie as well), Stargate Atlantis, as well as appearences on other shows such as X-Files.

Number Six is Jolene Blalock. I first recognized her sexy vulcan body in Star Trek Enterprise. See people: Watching Star Trek pays off in the long run. I like her soooo much better with long hair, but the short suits her personality on the enterprise. Where you know her from: Star Trek Enterprise, Starship Troopers, and Jason and the Argonauts. All in all not only can Jolene Blalock take you down with a Vulcan Nerve Pinch but her body is killer too.

Number Five is Hannah Spearritt. Petite, platinum blonde with a delicious body, and she can save you from a primeval creature? Yum. As if that wasn't enough to throw into the bubbling pot of Sexy SheNerd but she has a british accent. She hasn't been in a whole lot but you may know her from Primeval, Seed of Chucky, or Secret Agent Cody Banks 2. She is punky , british, and nerdy. I love this girl.

Number Four is Elyse Levesque. This girl looks like the type of girl who would have snubbed you in front of your friends in high school then secretly hooked up with you at a party. She is haughty and looks like an ice queem, yet a SheNerd at heart. A challenge for the conquering. Where you may know her from: Stargate Universe, Journey to the Center of the Earth, and Smallville.

Number Three is Clare Grant. Seth Green...you are lucky Motherfucker. Not only is Clare Green a hardcore gamer(Look her up on Youtube as Team unicorn), but she is soo smoking hot! A sense of humor carries over in Robot Chicken and Team Unicorn videos as actual talent as an actress.  Where you may know her from: Robot Chicken, Team Unicorn, or even walk the line. So clare and Seth, if your ever thinking of having a threesome...

Number Two is Grace Park. *Sigh* I really don't know what else I can say about Grace Park other than. *Sigh* She is so sexy. She has a sense of humor (She is the voice of Akiko in American Dad).  She has played in most of the television series I have fallen in love with over time. You may know her from Bsg, Stargate SG1, The Outer Limits, Andromeda, CSI, and even Hawaii Five-O. Put your hands together for the epic and stunning Grace Park

We have finally arrived at Number One on the top ten sexiest SheNerds around and thus far I hope you have had to change your pants, lock your door for a little 'you' time, or at least bookmarked this entry to wank off to later. Now we find our number one.

SUMMER GLAU

She is sexy, composed, badass, and amazing. I don't think there is another woman alive who could match her. I love this girl and I my goal in life is to marry her and together we can have the first lesbian pregnancy. Here are a list of her roles over the years.

Knights of Badassdom (post-production)    
Gwen

2010 Good Morning Rabbit (TV series) (post-production)

Lucy

 

2011 Alphas (TV series)

Skylar Adams

 

2011 The Legend of Hell's Gate: An American Conspiracy

Maggie Moon

 

2011 The Cape (TV series)

Orwell

 

2010 Chuck (TV series)

Greta

 

2010 Superman/Batman: Apocalypse (video)

Kara (voice) / Supergirl (voice)

 

2010 Deadly Honeymoon (TV movie)

Lindsey Ross Forrest

 

2009-2010 Dollhouse (TV series)

Bennett Halverson

 

2008-2009 Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (TV series)

Cameron Phillips / Allison Young

 

2009 The Big Bang Theory (TV series)

Summer Glau

 

2005-2007 The 4400 (TV series)

Tess Doerner

2006-2007 The Unit (TV series)

Crystal Burns

 

2006 The Initiation of Sarah (TV movie)

Lindsey Goodwin

2006 Mammoth (TV movie)
Jack Abernathy

2005 Serenity

River

 

2004 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV series)

Mandy Cooper

2004 Sleepover
Ticket Girl

2003 Cold Case (TV series)
Paige Pratt

 

2002-2003 Firefly (TV series)
River Tam

2002 Angel (TV series)
Prima Ballerina

 

The Best Kind Of Childhood

I can still remember buying that Super Nintendo at the mall when it first came out. My dad and I bailed on my brother and mom who were getting their hair cut and caught a taxi home. We set that thing up, and by the time the rest of the family got home we were knee deep in koopa ass. I played a lot of atari and the very first nintendo system but the SUPER Nintendo was an orgasm I kept on chasing. It's a memory I will never forget. I suppose my family was composed of Gamers from day one. We would sit down and play some Super Ghouls and Ghosts (Still the hardest game I've ever played) or some Tetris and spend time together. Then the Sega Genesis, Dreamcast, playstation...we spent vacation money, chore money, any money we could scrape together for another game and by the time it was all said and done...we had a library rivaling the E.B in the mall. I started out gaming. I can't really remember a time in my life when I wasn't obsessed.  Everything Tech came next...advances in the devices we used changed our lives and we scooped up all we could.  Our first computer was a DINOSAUR of a thing and we learned every function, Slaved over high scores, and memorized every program or file mod we could...and this is how I bet most Girl Gamers and Girl Techies start off. 

Now that I have no family and I'm an adult I look back on those days as my fondest. I loved being a competitive tech and game obsessed family. We spent thousands if not millions and trillions of hours in battle against each other when the N64 came out! Quality time and it was well spent. I also grew up on Star Wars, Star Trek, and Adult Swim...things I still love to this day. I know that nowadays games have turned into something parents frown upon. Too much blood, sex, and guts...but I ripped spines out of people via Sub-Zero and MK when I was no older than ten or so and thus far I haven't ripped out an actual spine due to that fact. So far...so good.  It was definently the best kind of childhood...a family brought together by endless hours of Tetris, Super Mario, Super Smash Bros, and Mario Cart. Now that I have nieces about the gaming age I had plans to mold them into excellent gamers but they already beat me to it. There is nothing like walking into your childhood home again and seeing two youngin's parked in front of the t.v. with wii controllers in their hands. : ) Ahhhhh, life is grand.

Gifts for the geeks in your life.

Greetings geeks and gamers! Xmas is only three months or so away, and if your looking for great gifts for the geeks in your life pleasssse forgo horrible ps2 games and mario pez dispensers. There are plenty of great websites out there for your nerd, geek, and general gamers!

If you like really great prices for original and unique gifts you should check out plasticland. Everything from ice cube trays shaped like guns, robots, or teeth to home decor that is great quality and rare.

Shop plasticland!

If you have a tech afficiandao living amongst you; you have got to check out Think Geek. It is a website I have been using for years now to buy things for my friends and myself. If you sign up they also give you points for each purchase and believe me you want those points!

Geek World!

If you have anyone who loves a hilarious T, regardless of gamers, nerd, geek, or techy these websites have everything you need for a tickled pink giftee

604 Republic

Fivefingertees

So there are plenty of ideas! If you feel inclined to pick up some pex dispensers or posters or some stuffed keychain of toad in a go cart I will be super pissed. Your gamer, geek, nerd, or techy will thank you for your gift...but deep inside they are wishing you would've hit one of these websites.