Nerdgasm: The Top Ten Hottest SheNerds

When I lay my head down at night and begin to fall asleep I dream of several things on the regular. Halo, Ronan Dex giving me a massage, and hot ass SheNerds. So I have put together a list of the top ten nerds that haunt me in the very best ways at night.

Number ten is the ever sexy Felicia Day. The red hair, freckles, sometimes nervous and always geeky persona is something that makes me wish I could use her body as my own personal controller. Where you would know her from: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Dollhouse, The Guild, etc..

Number Nine is Amanda Tapping, the Queen of the Scyfy Channel. Sometimes she looks like your mom's hot friend who gets you wasted on tequila for the first time while others she looks like the smoking hot vixen who just popped a cap in some wraith ass. Where you know her from? SG1 (as well as appearences on Stargate Atlantis), Sanctuary, etc. Everytime I fantasize about Amanda Tapping she is a brunette dressed in leather who has every intension on taking complete advantage of MY stargate : )

Number Eight is going to be Morgan Webb the Goddess of Gaming. Not only is she smmmmoking hot ( I mean Dammmmmmn) but she could give me a run for my money at halo and that ladies and gentlemen...is a turn on. Smart, sexy, and a gamer? Marry me? Where you know her: X-Play on G4 T.V.

Number Seven is Jewell Staite. She looks like your best friends slightly older sister. However not only can she make a firefly class ship run while using her uber adorable hick accent, but she can also patch you up if you get fed on by a wraith. She is sexy in the way only few have mastered: The adorable undercover sexpot. Where you know her from: Firefly (Serenity movie as well), Stargate Atlantis, as well as appearences on other shows such as X-Files.

Number Six is Jolene Blalock. I first recognized her sexy vulcan body in Star Trek Enterprise. See people: Watching Star Trek pays off in the long run. I like her soooo much better with long hair, but the short suits her personality on the enterprise. Where you know her from: Star Trek Enterprise, Starship Troopers, and Jason and the Argonauts. All in all not only can Jolene Blalock take you down with a Vulcan Nerve Pinch but her body is killer too.

Number Five is Hannah Spearritt. Petite, platinum blonde with a delicious body, and she can save you from a primeval creature? Yum. As if that wasn't enough to throw into the bubbling pot of Sexy SheNerd but she has a british accent. She hasn't been in a whole lot but you may know her from Primeval, Seed of Chucky, or Secret Agent Cody Banks 2. She is punky , british, and nerdy. I love this girl.

Number Four is Elyse Levesque. This girl looks like the type of girl who would have snubbed you in front of your friends in high school then secretly hooked up with you at a party. She is haughty and looks like an ice queem, yet a SheNerd at heart. A challenge for the conquering. Where you may know her from: Stargate Universe, Journey to the Center of the Earth, and Smallville.

Number Three is Clare Grant. Seth Green...you are lucky Motherfucker. Not only is Clare Green a hardcore gamer(Look her up on Youtube as Team unicorn), but she is soo smoking hot! A sense of humor carries over in Robot Chicken and Team Unicorn videos as actual talent as an actress. Where you may know her from: Robot Chicken, Team Unicorn, or even walk the line. So clare and Seth, if your ever thinking of having a threesome...

Number Two is Grace Park. *Sigh* I really don't know what else I can say about Grace Park other than. *Sigh* She is so sexy. She has a sense of humor (She is the voice of Akiko in American Dad). She has played in most of the television series I have fallen in love with over time. You may know her from Bsg, Stargate SG1, The Outer Limits, Andromeda, CSI, and even Hawaii Five-O. Put your hands together for the epic and stunning Grace Park

We have finally arrived at Number One on the top ten sexiest SheNerds around and thus far I hope you have had to change your pants, lock your door for a little 'you' time, or at least bookmarked this entry to wank off to later. Now we find our number one.

SUMMER GLAU

She is sexy, composed, badass, and amazing. I don't think there is another woman alive who could match her. I love this girl and I my goal in life is to marry her and together we can have the first lesbian pregnancy. Here are a list of her roles over the years.

Knights of Badassdom (post-production)